"Strip Club veterans," she says.
"yeah since we were 18," the good doctor and I retorted half smirking.
"Oh 21 years old, young veterans," Cassy, the lengthy blonde says back.
Cassy looks like any she could have been any cheerleader at my old high school, blonde, blue eyes, that annoying high pitched voice, but i have to admit she was hoT with a capital "T." Besides the point I was preoccupied with the apple of my eye, is it love, definitely not, can I say it is an infatuation, probably a more aptly appropriate title. Now most people go to strip clubs for the TNA, naked girls named Ivy or Chastity but I go there for the bartenders. Now the thing about bartenders that separates bartenders at a strip club from strippers at the club is that ideally bartenders leave something to the imagination. What makes most of these bartenders beautiful is what they leave to the imagination. Sitting there sipping my root beer no ice I talk with Cee about anything and everything .
So begins the flirting. Now I have absolutely no style when it comes to flirting , except I am probably the king of cheesy lines. I must say my lines are so cheesy it could make like 10 cheeseburgers. As cheesy as 80s movies like "Mannequin" or "Weekend at Bernies" I was a Andrew McCarthy being drawn to the unattainable. Now my lines are a blur but I do believe they were not limited to:
(After folding a dollar into a heart) "here is my heart you can have it"
she smiled, told me I am too sweet (a response I have gotten too many times from her) and properly displayed my heart on her tip jar.
(After giving her all the money in my hands): "I have nothing else to give you because you already took my heart"
Definitely corny like cob but it is entertaining she laughs and smiles and even flashes me a few times. So life could be good. Cee and Kristy are about to take the stage no to strip but for stage cleanup basically the waitress and bartender erotically wipe down the stage with windex while swinging around the pole all in the name of patrons throwing money for the "unattainable."
Strip club term of the day right now: Make it Rain (M*ayk*it*ray*ne)- Means you throw money on the strip as if it was a rain storm. The Doctor and I decided to make it a battle as we both threw money from every direction, never have i felt my $40 one dollar bills have been spent better. Oh what a night! Just another day at The Bear.
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